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Well, today was slightly eventful.

We were supposed to have a random school cancellation day, but it never came. Freddy was furious, and lit the rose garden Harvey made on fire. Fox, my FBI boyfriend, claimed that Freddy was from another planet. Again. I think Freddy need therapy. But not the school councilor, because Fred set him on fire two months ago.

Also, Jack got drunk again and tried to kill us.

It didn't work out.

Harvey went to the store, and decided to but a chainsaw. I don't know what has gotten into him!

"Harv?" I had said, going to his room in the basement. He replied with a buzzing from his chainsaw. "Vrmmmmmmm!"

I saw that he was cutting up the computer desk, because a screw got lost, and he was still wearing that god forsaken mask!

I also got a phone call from my half deceased mother Wilma. I think she went insane about 30 years ago. Had me, then nearly killed me about 50 times. I also heard that she downed a bottle of Jack Daniels, and smoked pot every other night. I turned out fine, if i do say so myself.

So, mother said that she was getting Freddy a blade sharpener for Christmas, which makes me a little uneasy, because god knows what Fred would do with even more sharp claws. Also, she said I needed a 12 pack of condoms. I don't see why. I mean, I only have one kid. that I gave birth to when I was 15. Because I didn't know what sex was, at the time.

Wilma is a whore.

God Almighty, I think that Harvey just killed the pet cat, and according to Fred's nauseating yells, he's eating its vital organs.

Bleeding hearts of the world united!