A day full of Metal music, and Doctor Who

I blame it on Tony.

Last night, when Tony had gotten home from work, he came with a giant bag from HMV. He bought all 30 some seasons of Doctor Who with his work Christmas bonus. Apparently, it only costed him 700 dollars. I highly doubt this, and I am scared to see the result.

Anyway, he told me that I needed to watch every singe episode because he told a co-worker that I saw every episode, and that we were going to have a huge discussion about in at the new years eve party that the FBI is having. I am scared for the sanity of my brain. So I started watching. I shit you not, I have already watched the first 42 episodes of the first season.

Then Freddy came home wearing his fedora, and I had the 'Talk' with him. He almost set me on fire because of the accusation. He then went to his room, and listened to Cannibal Corpse of full blast, so I could not continue with my Doctor Who day. I hope I can get all the episodes done by the party. Even if not, I'll just talk to him about the old series, which I am sure I can get through.

xxx.

Norah.

For the love of god, and all that is holy!

I took off Harvey's mask today.




It started out as a normal morning. Freddy was video taping things on the new video camera I got him for Christmas, Jack was drinking at 9 am, and Fox and Tony were at work. So, I went downstairs to bring Harvey his regular extra large nachos, chili and cheese, with extra cheese, to find he had turned the basement into a legit torture chamber.

It made me slightly uncomfortable.

I put the plate on the table in front of him, to only see he was fast asleep, wearing the fucking mask! So, ever so slowly, I leaned in, and ripped of that retched thing.

Well, he woke up, like every cilché horror movie.

Of course, as a primary emotion, I got the fuck out of there. Harvey, he just did what he always did. Chainsawed everything in a 500 mile radius. I ran out the house, like a crazy lady, waving my arms, and running in circles, till i noticed that I had dropped the mask.

He got it back!

So, my plan went literally broke. I then decided not to go face him again, and go to the mall, for boxing day sales. Freddy just nodded my way, saying "Bitch" instead of mom, like he always used to do.

I also have a feeling that Fred is gay. Only because I over heard a 'Prank Phonecall' which included Freddy, and that sparkly boy C'Dward Eullen. Surprisingly, Michael was not there. I think I have to have the sexuality talk with Freddy. Maybe that's why he is angry all the time.

On my way back from the mall, some old man nearly hit my new BMW. I yelled out an open window "Asswench", and gave him the middle finger.

He waved at me like we were old friends.

I think he has no brain, and needs to be committed to an old folks home.

Sounds like something Gertie would say...



xxx.

Norah.

kcool.

Well, today was slightly eventful.

We were supposed to have a random school cancellation day, but it never came. Freddy was furious, and lit the rose garden Harvey made on fire. Fox, my FBI boyfriend, claimed that Freddy was from another planet. Again. I think Freddy need therapy. But not the school councilor, because Fred set him on fire two months ago.

Also, Jack got drunk again and tried to kill us.

It didn't work out.

Harvey went to the store, and decided to but a chainsaw. I don't know what has gotten into him!

"Harv?" I had said, going to his room in the basement. He replied with a buzzing from his chainsaw. "Vrmmmmmmm!"

I saw that he was cutting up the computer desk, because a screw got lost, and he was still wearing that god forsaken mask!

I also got a phone call from my half deceased mother Wilma. I think she went insane about 30 years ago. Had me, then nearly killed me about 50 times. I also heard that she downed a bottle of Jack Daniels, and smoked pot every other night. I turned out fine, if i do say so myself.

So, mother said that she was getting Freddy a blade sharpener for Christmas, which makes me a little uneasy, because god knows what Fred would do with even more sharp claws. Also, she said I needed a 12 pack of condoms. I don't see why. I mean, I only have one kid. that I gave birth to when I was 15. Because I didn't know what sex was, at the time.

Wilma is a whore.

God Almighty, I think that Harvey just killed the pet cat, and according to Fred's nauseating yells, he's eating its vital organs.

Bleeding hearts of the world united!

My God.

Today, when I got home, my estranged boyfriend, Jack Torrence, told me, in an odd, almost twitchy, voice, that Freddy had hospitalized his little friend Jason, after shoving his claw into his ear. A primary emotion was anger. Then understanding. That Jason boy and his friend Michael have odd idea's about fun things. But so does Freddy. Poor boy.

Also, Freddy set fire to his new tree house. I don't understand what happened to the boy's mind. I think it's from his father's side. Whoever that is. I have a feeling it's one of the psychopaths though, just an assumption.

Freddy has also been doing a lot of killing lately. So I sent his to cool down, by killing Robert Pattinson. And maybe a few fan girls while he's at it. And fanfiction writers.

s'all cool.

Anyway, my boyfriend Harvey Malone stole a Leatherface mask, and hasn't taken it off yet. I think , because of his methods, he may have picked something up from Michael and Jason.

kthx.